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Which Fucking Glenngarry Glen Ross Character Are You?
(Tell the truth. It's the easiest thing to remember.)

	How often do you swear? Every fucking other fucking word Some of the fucking time Hardly fucking ever
	Your drinking habits are best described as: Light to moderate Moderate to heavy Hard to say, as you can never remember how much you drank
	Coffee is for: Closers only Drinking Sobering up
	At work, are you: Hot Hot, if you could only get the support Doing what you're paid to do No fucking good
	Your moral compass: Points to true North Could use some adjustment Was broken the day it came out of the Cracker Jack box
	Which of the following statements makes the most sense to you? "One point in fact, of which I spoke to you of which, I can't talk to you about it here." "Well, I'm not a leash, so I don't know, do I?" "I think something has to be fed...uh, watered, and painted, you know." "Are you just talking about this or were you just talking about it?" Huh?
	Somebody is making life difficult for you at work. You: Read him the riot act Try to bribe him Scream at him semi-coherently Ignore him as best you can Insist he follow the rules, or get out Harangue him mercilessly, and take away his coffee Apologize to him, because it's probably your fault
	Will you go to lunch? Yes No

Sign on the line which is dotted.


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