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Within any set, there's one member that most closely reflects your personality. If you were a car, you might be a Hyundai, or a '57 Chevy, or a Lamborghini. If you were a bird, you might be a robin, or you might be an eagle, or you might be a fulvous whistling duck. So it is with parasites: in all their diversity, one of them is a cozy match for you. Whichever one dwells within you--we're speaking metaphorically, you understand--this quiz will help you find it. Good luck.
 

Discover Your Inner Parasite

	Did you: Grow up in one place Move around occasionally
	Now that you're grown up (if you're not, just pretend to be), are you: Nomadic Deeply rooted
	Would you rather travel by: Air Land Sea
	Do you: Know what you want, and seek it aggressively Just go where life takes you
	Which do you find most attractive in a person: A hard body Good skin Personality
	In a carpool, would you rather be: The driver A passenger Not in the carpool
	Would you rather go for: A swim A stroll through the woods A visit to a farm
	Around you, do people tend to be: Open and trusting Quiet Lethargic Other
	You've just bought a new house. Do you: Leave it pretty much as is Redecorate (new paint and wallpaper) Remodel (new windows, break out a few walls, etc.)
	At a party, would you rather be: Unobtrusive A mingler The center of attention

Code adapted from colleen’s quiz tutorial, but don't blame her.
Taenia solium (tapeworm) micrograph by Dr. Jose Luis Molinari. Don't blame him, either.
Plasmodium falciparum (Malarial Larry) micrograph by Oliver Meckes. None of this is his fault.
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